Monday, July 25, 2011

Miracle Bible!!!

Oh, the Lord never ceases performing miracles!

A compact bible, and yet it has LARGE PRINT!!!

Only the Lord could complete such an incongruous task! Only the Lord could create "Jumbo Shrimp". And only the Lord can spread His word in large print, for all to plainly see, and yet in a form so compact, it is effortless to carry to the masses who yearn for His gospel!!!

Truly, miracles become commonplace with the Lord! Let all who would doubt Him gaze upon the wonder of a compact bible... with large print!!!

What? It's a reference bible?

Oh, well never mind. Anyone can make a book smaller with larger print if they leave stuff out.

Never mind.

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